It was during our Question and Answer time with our local firefighter that I was reminded of how hilarious kids can be. The Question and Answer went something like this:
Church Boy: What do you do when you get to a house and you break down the door and go in and see all the people with their shirts nailed to the ceiling?
Firefighter: Ahhhh, what do you mean? I have never seen that.
Church Boy: Well, you know, in a fire the best air is up high, so the family would be there.
Firefighter: NO, the best air is down near the floor, in a fire, crawl on the floor and do not stand up.
Church Boy: (long pause) Snakes are lucky.
Friends, you can’t pay for that kind of humor! I don't know if this story translates well via blog, but let me tell you that the retelling of this story has caused hours of laughter for DD, DS and I. If you haven’t volunteered with kids lately, it may just do you some good.